Missed Opportunity

I snuck around our house with my slingshot to scare the dog that’s been stealing our eggs and hens. After shooting and scaring the dog away, I saw our neighbor, Hoku, sneaking up the other side with his bow and arrow. If I had been a few seconds slower our problem would have been solved. 

You might think this is a cute girl in a secondhand sweatshirt whose parents have limited access to manufactured clothing and little money to buy it. You’d be wrong though. It’s a boy.